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[prettypurpleparlor]

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[prettypurpleparlor]

I've seen you spill coffee on yourself and that doesn't dissolve you, so I highly doubt that.

[voidster]

Not much water in my coffee, I suppose.

[prettypurpleparlor]

[Okay, bullshit.]

Doesn't that charmingly modern phone of yours have internet access? There's free Wi-Fi if you buy something, we can look up how much water is actually in coffee.

[voidster]

I don't know. I generally only use it for the texting. Phone calls tend to be very one sided.

[Anyway, he's checking.]

[prettypurpleparlor]

[She leans forward and peers over his screen while he types, reading the results upside-down. According to google, a cup of coffee is over ninety-eight percent water by volume.]

[She gives him a flat look- it's the equivalent of wordlessly raising an eyebrow at him, except she doesn't actually have eyebrows.]

[voidster]

[At least she has some hair?

He doesn't stop grinning. (He could, weirdly enough for a skeleton. But he doesn't.)]

What do they know about monster coffee, really?

[prettypurpleparlor]

Nothing that I don't know, certainly- and I know perfectly well that ours is largely water, too.

[voidster]

Then I had better not go swimming in that either.

[prettypurpleparlor]

If nothing else, filling a good-sized pool with the stuff would be terribly expensive.

[voidster]

And I wouldn't be enough to sweeten a pool of it very much.

[prettypurpleparlor]

Not to mention it'd stain that turtleneck something dreadful- coffee stains are such a trial to get out of white clothing, even with water magic.

[voidster]

Who says I'd swim with my clothes on?

[prettypurpleparlor]

Generally I wouldn't consider that a good idea, yes, but I don't know why you do half the things you do, I'm not going to make any assumptions.

[voidster]

My goodness, you make me sound so interesting. Flattering.

[prettypurpleparlor]

You're quite welcome. Although I'm not sure how you came by the impression that you aren't interesting, it's certainly not an accurate one.

[voidster]

Well, 'wild', I mean.

[prettypurpleparlor]

Fair enough. Although I suppose one could make a case for that, too.

[voidster]

Not very well.

[He'll probably go straight home and lose himself in TV and Wikipedia again.]

[prettypurpleparlor]

You just spent the last few minutes of this conversation trying to convince me you're made of marshmallow. I don't think it's as difficult a case to build as you're thinking.

[voidster]

True, I did do that.

[prettypurpleparlor]

And what does this fact tell you about your life and your choices?

[voidster]

Only good things, of course. I'm flawless.

[prettypurpleparlor]

[Have you ever seen someone roll all five of her eyes? Well, now you have. She's smiling, though.]

Like an uncut gem.

[voidster]

[That gets him to laugh--it's a fairly normal sound, actually. Apparently he does have a voice??]

Exactly like that. A very pretty lump of coal.

[prettypurpleparlor]

Come to think of it, doesn't coal come from old fossilized matter? I suppose some of it could well have been bone. Or...

[She smiles and chuckles softly.]

Perhaps some were mash-mallow reeds.