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prettypurpleparlor) wrote2017-05-12 06:05 pm
prettypurpleparlor) wrote2017-05-12 06:05 pm
I am completely certain that you're lying, but I don't know enough about biology to call you on it so I'm just going to let it go.
...Although, technically, I suppose you could make a case for both you and the marshmallows being made of magic. Assuming they were monster food.
...Although, technically, I suppose you could make a case for both you and the marshmallows being made of magic. Assuming they were monster food.
I've seen you spill coffee on yourself and that doesn't dissolve you, so I highly doubt that.
[Okay, bullshit.]
Doesn't that charmingly modern phone of yours have internet access? There's free Wi-Fi if you buy something, we can look up how much water is actually in coffee.
Doesn't that charmingly modern phone of yours have internet access? There's free Wi-Fi if you buy something, we can look up how much water is actually in coffee.
[She leans forward and peers over his screen while he types, reading the results upside-down. According to google, a cup of coffee is over ninety-eight percent water by volume.]
[She gives him a flat look- it's the equivalent of wordlessly raising an eyebrow at him, except she doesn't actually have eyebrows.]
[She gives him a flat look- it's the equivalent of wordlessly raising an eyebrow at him, except she doesn't actually have eyebrows.]
Nothing that I don't know, certainly- and I know perfectly well that ours is largely water, too.
If nothing else, filling a good-sized pool with the stuff would be terribly expensive.
Not to mention it'd stain that turtleneck something dreadful- coffee stains are such a trial to get out of white clothing, even with water magic.
Generally I wouldn't consider that a good idea, yes, but I don't know why you do half the things you do, I'm not going to make any assumptions.
You're quite welcome. Although I'm not sure how you came by the impression that you aren't interesting, it's certainly not an accurate one.
Fair enough. Although I suppose one could make a case for that, too.
You just spent the last few minutes of this conversation trying to convince me you're made of marshmallow. I don't think it's as difficult a case to build as you're thinking.
And what does this fact tell you about your life and your choices?
[Have you ever seen someone roll all five of her eyes? Well, now you have. She's smiling, though.]
Like an uncut gem.
Like an uncut gem.
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