prettypurpleparlor: A subtle web (I'm sure you're very welcome)
Miss Muffet ([personal profile] prettypurpleparlor) wrote 2017-07-31 11:20 pm (UTC)

[Okay, bullshit.]

Doesn't that charmingly modern phone of yours have internet access? There's free Wi-Fi if you buy something, we can look up how much water is actually in coffee.

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